Stomach Flu?

It’s been an uncomfortable day and night since yesterday.

Everytime I farted, shi* comes out and I have to stop everything and rush to the loo. I seriously don’t know what’s wrong. It’s not diarrhea in the traditional sense coz there is no stomach ache or cramps or anything but it always feels like I need to GO!!… am really in a suspense mood to leave the house but I need to send Miss Fly to the service center and look at some copper kitchen sinks for MIL !

Argh!!